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I Won The Lottery And Got A Great Job Offer All In One Day.

This week has brought me some incredible news, as on Wednesday it looks like I won some money in the lottery, and just yesterday I got a new job offer. Can you believe the luck? Here is the letter I got about the lottery:

FROM THE DESK OF THE PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
EUROPEAN UNION INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS
AWARD DEPARTMENT.
P O Box 1010,
L70 1NL Liverpool,
UNITED KINGDOM

We happily announce to you the draw of the Bono Lottery International Program held on WEDNESDAY, 6TH DECEMBER,2006. Your name “email address” was attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 serial number: 5368/02 This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 03,08,20,22,34,40 Bonus Number 38–DRAW 1108, which consequently won the lottery in the second category.

You hereby have been approved lump sum pay of £ 2,462,462(TWO MILLION,FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO THOUSAND,FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO POUNDS) file Ref: UK/9420X2/68 from the total cash prize of £4,924,924,00 shared amongst TWO LUCKY WINNERS based on their category.

All participants “email address” were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand names from Canada,Australia,United States,Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceanic as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by some multinational companies as including Bill Gate, and some other EU governmental personalities part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base. To process your claims you are hereby advice to contact YOUR CLAIMS OFFICER with this information:

VERIFICATION FORM
NAME:…………………………….
ADDRESS:………………………….
BATCH/WINNING NUMNBER:……………………………………..
REF NUMBER:………………………..
OCCUPATION:…………………………………..
ANNUAL INCOME:……………………………………
AGE;……………………………….
SEX………………………….
TEL:…………………………………….
FAX………………………………………………….
COUNTRY……………………………

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid dual claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-participant or unofficial personnel.
Yours faithfully,
MRS VIVIAN KELLY
ON-LINE CO-ORDINATOR
EUROPEAN UNION INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS,
Open 7 days 7am-7pm.

Holy moly! Can you believe the luck? What will I do with all that cash? And now, let’s look at my job offer:

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mr. Wu Ming Cheng, managing director Hubei Machinery, equipment import & export Corporation (CMEC HUBEI CO.) we are a company who deal on mechanical equipment, hardware and minerals, electrical products, Medical & Chemicals, light industrial products and office equipment, and export into the Canada/America and Europe.

Email cmec_agent03company@yahoo.com.hk

We are searching for Agents who can help us establish a medium of getting to our costumers in the Canada/America and Europe as well as making payments through you. Subject to your satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to negotiate the mode of which we will pay for your services as our agent in Canada/America. If you are interested and willing to be of help, Kindly acknowledge the receipt of this mail and send your reply to
Thanks in advance
Mr. Wu Ming Cheng
Managing Director,
CMEC HUBEI CO

The luck! That sounds like a way cool job, importing and exporting mechanical equipment. I wonder how much they pay?

What a week, no?

Damn I love Spam.


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